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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.06 22:45:00 -
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I won't say what it is but I'll set a record for doing this in EVE. My name will go down in infamy. Who can guess what it is? harr harr harr
Captain Massacre
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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:08:00 -
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Not exactly. The secret will be revealed this weekend when two of eves wealthiest corps will get a very rude surprise after downtime.
You see through the magic of EVE I have a couple of alts. Alts who have been with two corps for a long time. Its time to cash in and take whats mine. I want greener pastures and I need some money to get started. Some BS blueprints will help too. Its all mine as far as I'm concerned because I'm a pirate after all.
I offered Morkt an exclusive for the Guardian but I've decided to spill the beans here. You see these corps have no clue who I am and trust me impecebly. Well trust is earned and I've earned it. Now its mine to take.
Playboy, Taggart, the Investment Scam, small potatoes for what I'm going to do.
So guess which corp my alts are in and have fun folks. I may not even strike this weekend. Maybe I'll do it tonight. All I can say is it'll be a record haul. If they pull my access because of this I can wait. I've waited this long. Eventually you'll give it back because you trust me so much.
Captain Massacre
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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:19:00 -
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Ah dont be to*****y wingnut. I've been around since beta. Thats the beauty of it. With a couple accounts I could be anybody. Just promise me you wont be one of the multitide of whining people who scream about the evil corp thieves ok? I hate whining.
Oh by the way. If a CEO gives someone their signon to use for corp functions and they use it to steal stuff is that considered ingame? I think it is because in real life CEOs often trust minons to do stuff. That just means more money for me. Might as well clean out that bloody stuckup arrogant mr. ceos personal stuff while Im at it. It is ingame after all.
I've got to pickup my slaver. Its been a long time and we need to get reacquanted. Can you guess who I am now?
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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:32:00 -
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That sounds like fun. Im retired all I do now is watch sports. In now shape to play them.
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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:33:00 -
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Ah Jade good to see you. Sorry I couldnt stay and converse yesterday but it was getting late. Dont worry your one of my true EVE favorites I'd never pick on Jericho. Your about the only person around here with any class not like the rest of these make believe somebody real life failures.
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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:38:00 -
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Thanks Wing I'll settle for whats in the wallet. Thats plenty from the corp behind door #1. The BPs are an added bonus.
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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.09 17:26:00 -
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Edited by: Captain Massacre on 09/04/2004 17:28:48
I'd like to thank everyone for their posts and comments. I do have a couple alts in two major companies. I'm not going to rip them off though. You see I left EVE a couple of months ago because I was tired of all the garbage. I've been considering coming back again. I was a respected honest player with a good reputation. I was an early beta tester and I do know HG (good dentist too) but I'm not him. I am retired and I'm not 16.
Captain Massacre was initially an attempt to infiltrate a pirate corp for the purpose of spying. He never killed anyone. His low security rating is as a result of a corp-mate being killed over and over in a noob ship. I ended up infiltrating this corp anyway with another less vocal alt.
When I say I left because of garbage I'm referring to the constant corp-theft, name calling, and downright axxxxxxe behavior of some people. I've been the victim of a corp theft and because my corp was unpopular it was decided that it was OK and everyone was happy. People forget that we were players too and having all our stuff taken hurt.
So you've all restored my faith in EVE. I'm happy to see so many ethical people here who would speak out against corp theft. I'm glad you found Captain Massacre despicable because I really had to work hard to make him that way as I'm a very nice generous person by default.
So thank you EVE. I'll be resubscribing and deleting Captain Massacre now to the bio-dump. I've got plenty of money and I'm still in two megacorps. They'll be happy to see me back. Good friends.
Best wishes to you all. Your all good chaps.  |
Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.10 01:02:00 -
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Dont feel to bad Voodoo after all your in Evo the biggest griefers in Eve. You guys ruin the game for tons of people in the name of fun. Now I've had my fun and made you a fool. I guess it was worth it just for that.
Oh and Lallante. We've dealt before dear. Remember way back when you wanted to buy some information on a particular corp. Remember who it was you got to infiltrate them? Remember who it was that suddenly stopped all contact with you. Yep it was me sweetie.
Well off to biomass. Time to resubscribe and start being reputable again. At least theres a few nice honest people left in Eve unlike Voodoo Doodoo.
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